Hornell Cinemas 1-2-3

191 Main St

Hornell, NY  14843

(607) 324-4129

We are CASH only! We DON'T DO Advance Sales or MIDNIGHT Shows!

Prices: Adults $9.00

Children under 13, Senior Citizens (62+) ,and College Students with valid ID: $7.00

Week Ending 5-30-13

Gift Certificates are available in the lobby!  The perfect gift for the holidays!!       Only $7      

The Hangover 3:  About an hour and 40 minutes.  This time there is no wedding.  The wolfpack goes on the road as a means of helping the Zack Galifinaikis character break out of his depression and general weirdness.  They do return to vegas and naturally all hell breaks loose.  This is hilariously out of control.  You will laugh til it hurts.  I give this a 9

The Great Gatsby:  About 2 hours and 22 minutes.  Leonardo DiCaprio stars as a midwestern war veteran who finds himself drawn to the past and lifestyle of his millionaire neighbor.  Tobey Maguire and Carey Mulligan are also powerful in their roles, I expect there will be some Oscar nominations here.    A perfect 10.

42:  About 2 hours.  Stars Harrison Ford as Dodger owner Branch Rickey and a newcomer as Jackie Robinson.  Putting aside a few minor errors, such as lefthanded pitcher CJ Nitkowski playing a famously righthanded pitcher, stuff only the most knowledgeable students of the game would notice, this is a powerful biopic about one of the great figures in our history.  I give it a 10 out of 10.

Coming This Fri: After Earth

Probable Coming Attractions (Subject to Studio last minute changes):     Man of Steel

World According To Chris:  The topic today is Sensitive.  We have become way too sensitive.  We protect things that aren't important and rail against the things that are.  We stand up to defend political correctness and we change the label of things to be more sensitive to the feelings of others.  An athlete states that he doesn't think a gay person would belong in his lockeroom and is immediately condemned for the statement.  Is it not best that rather than condemn the athlete for his verbal mistake we accept that he feels that way and maybe try to educate his thinking?  Our political climate is all about the horrors that shall be inflicted upon society if we fail to protect the so called sanctity of marriage.  But in a society where more marriages fail than succeed, just what are we protecting?  If you let gays marry we are told that soon people will marry their pets and polygamy will be perfectly OK and this will destroy society as we know it!  Really?  The real issue is the rights granted to couples when they marry and who should receive them.  Here is the solution.  We recognize that marriage is a RELIGIOUS institution and as such the government has no rights to make any statement about it.  If you can find a church willing to join you and your pet goat, more power to you.  The government only gets to decide on atheistic unions because judges and justice's of the peace are the only government employees allowed to create what shall now be known as a civil union.  However, NO ONE will receive ANY extra benefits as a result of marriage.  No more joint taxes.  No more legally combined incomes.  No more family plans in our new Insurance systems.  Every thing shall be equal and individual.  Thus when the inevitable slew of divorces come, there is no more joint property to sue for!  Everyone wins because everyone already lost.  Don't be so sensitive, you reap what you sow.

McHenry's Jewelers:  17 Main St, Canisteo - Open Mon thru Fri 10am - 5:30pm, and Sat 10am - 3pm  A Tradition Of Trust!  Custom Jewelry, repairs, diamonds.  I give McHenry's 10 out of 10, visit today!

Hat  Express:  27 Main St, Canisteo - Over 250 teams, and they deliver!  607-698-9008.  Your one stop shop for sports hats and clothing.