Hornell Cinemas 1-2-3

191 Main St

Hornell, NY  14843

(607) 324-4129

We are CASH only! We Don't do Advance Sales or Midnight Shows!

Prices: Adults $8.00

Children under 13, Senior Citizens (62+) ,and College Students with valid ID: $6.00

Week Ending 3-11-10

Gift Certificates are available in the lobby!  The perfect gift for the holidays!!   WE HAVE HEAT!!            

Cop Out:  About 1 hour and 47 minutes.  Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan team up in this cop buddy picture reminiscent of the Eddie Murphy - Nick Nolte team ups in Beverly Hills Cop movies.  For all intensive purposes this is the same film.  Lets face it, those films were darn funny, that's why they made three of them.  This is an overused formula that most always works.  So is this a special film?  Not by any means.  But is it funny?  Definitely.   5 out of 10

Valentines Day: 2 hours and 5 minutes.  Well here it is.  There was much complaining when I played Wolfman and Percy Jackson over this, but I could only play 2 out of the 3 films offered that week and it seemed to me that one dreary chick flick (Dear John) was enough at the time.  There are more stars than you can shake a stick at in this awful romantic comedy.  Simply put, too many chefs working on the cake.  Still, I expect the ladies to somewhat enjoy this and even if you don't, I expect you to watch it anyway because you sure as hell badgered me to play it.  I give it a 4 out of 10.

Alice In Wonderland:  1 hour and 55 minutes.  Tim Burton and Johnny Depp are together for a sixth time and once again it is for a spectacular visual film.  Burton has a properly warped mind and it translates into an "Alice" that will likely be seen as the definitive portrayal of the Lewis Carroll classic for generations to come.  A perfect 10.

Coming this Friday:   Shutter Island

Probable Coming Attractions (Subject to Studio last minute changes):     Clash of the Titans, Eclipse, Date Movie, Bounty Hunter, How To Train Your Dragon, Diary of A Wimpy Kid

Hornell Area Arts Council Presents.  A Night Of One Acts.  Tickets on sale now and can be purchased at the Theatre among other places.  The performances will be March 18,19,20 at the American Legion.  One Act plays are a special kind of theatrical experience, and while I generally don't promote events that take you away from me, I have agreed to direct one of the four plays.  These are some warped, twisted and hilarious plays, and they are all very short.  You will not want to miss my production of An Actor's Nightmare.  See you there.

McHenry's Jewelers:  17 Main St, Canisteo - Open Mon thru Fri 10am - 5:30pm, and Sat 10am - 3pm  A Tradition Of Trust!  Custom Jewelry, repairs, diamonds.  I give McHenry's 10 out of 10, visit today!

Hat & Video Express:  27 Main St, Canisteo - Over 250 teams, and they deliver!  607-698-9008.  Your one stop shop for sports hats and clothing.