Hornell Cinemas 1-2-3

191 Main St

Hornell, NY  14843

(607) 324-4129

We are CASH only! We DON'T DO Advance Sales or MIDNIGHT Shows!

Prices: Adults $9.00

Children under 13, Senior Citizens (62+) ,and College Students with valid ID: $7.00

Week Ending 5-24-12

Gift Certificates are available in the lobby!  The perfect gift for the holidays!!       Only $7      

Dark Shadows:  An hour and 50 minutes.  Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are together again for this big screen version of the classically bad 70's horror soap Dark Shadows.  Depp camps it up as Barnabus the vampire/business tycoon who is in battle with the evil, but busty sexy witch who imprisoned him.  Not only must he adjust to a modern albeit 70's world, but he must conquer the evil trying to bring him to ruin.  This is typical Burtonesque weirdness and very funny indeed.  I give it a solid 8.

Battleship:  About 2 hours and 12 minutes.  Liam Neesom and Rhianna star in this Hasbro film.  Yes, it is based on the boardgame of the same name and new editions of battleship based on the movie are now available for purchase.  At its heart this is a sci-fi war film, but unique in that there is a story of miscommunication between the aliens and the worlds navy's that spurs this conflict.  The battle is contained in a small bubble created by the aliens.  Here is the scary part:  the aliens are not military, they are essentially miners and they can cause serious distruction.  This is a fun ride, and I give it a 7 out of 10.

The Avengers:  About 2 hours and 25 minutes.  I love superhero movies and like many of you I have been waiting for this one for years.  This does not disappoint.  Loki is raising a ragnorakian army to assault the earth (or midgard as the norsemen call it).  Only a newly formed team of superheroes stand in his way.  With Captain America, Thor, Hawkeye, Iron Man, the Black Widow, and the Hulk in his way, what incredible excitement!  I give this a perfect 10.

Coming This Friday: Men In Black 3

Probable Coming Attractions (Subject to Studio last minute changes):    Twilight Breaking Dawn pt2,  Hobbit, Snow White and the Huntsmen, Dark Knight Returns, Amazing Spiderman, Brave

World According To Chris:  The topic today is Natural Selection.  As a new Three Stooges movie arrives I find myself thinking once again about the youth of today and the society we live in.  If you watch an old black and white original Stooges movie or short, you may notice the lack of a statement warning that you should not try this at home.  Back then they didn't feel the need to warn you that poking each other in the eyes or hitting your buddy over the head with a hammer was not conducive to your continued health.  It seems that common sense was enough to prevent such an obvious moment of stupidity.  And yet, I full well expect that there will be a news story and mayhap even a lawsuit in the coming weeks because some kid felt it would be fun to take pliers to his pals nose after he saw it in a movie.  Rather than award these morons a settlement I say they should instead receive the death penalty.  No, I am not being facetious here, I really mean it.  It is time to allow Natural Selection to start to clean up our gene pool and thereby give the future a chance. 

McHenry's Jewelers:  17 Main St, Canisteo - Open Mon thru Fri 10am - 5:30pm, and Sat 10am - 3pm  A Tradition Of Trust!  Custom Jewelry, repairs, diamonds.  I give McHenry's 10 out of 10, visit today!

Hat & Video Express:  27 Main St, Canisteo - Over 250 teams, and they deliver!  607-698-9008.  Your one stop shop for sports hats and clothing.